Lemon Laws
Alright, the car I just bought is a total rip-off, and it’s time to check out the local lemon laws. The dealer is telling me I’m out of luck, but I’m not about to let them foist this pig off on me.
All the Alabama Lemon Laws are on my side, here. This dealer doesn’t have a leg to stand on. I’m going to eat him for breakfast in court, and he’ll have no one but himself to blame.
Gone are the days when you could take a man at his word in business. It’s a shame that I’m forced to sue - it would cost this guy less to do the right thing, but I guess he’s hoping I’ll give up. Keep dreaming, buddy.